Things To Learn. Preferably NOW.

As I continue stumbling along in the dark, feeling around for clues and comprehension, I find myself generating as many questions as answers.  My brain is a pinball machine and I can't keep up!   So, as a desperate attempt to construct some sort of order, I thought, "HEY!  WHY DON'T I JUST WRITE 'EM DOWN?!"   And since I'm now considering this site to be my notepad of sorts, where I track and consolidate my discoveries (and clearly, BRILLIANCE), THIS is the perfect place!  And if I prove to be truly on the ball (cough), PERHAPS, I will revisit this post with ANSWERS!  (Wouldn't THAT be nice?!)   Phew.  Here goes....

Things I'd like to know:  (A working list)  

• Google Analytics:  Ok, so I got it installed.  (I am F#$%IN RAD!) Now how do I interpret it?  For example, what is considered a "GOOD" percentage of new visitors, or a GOOD length of visit....
• Bounce Rate: What the H. E. double toothpicks is it?! Garrrrrr
• Web design Tools For Noobs:  Where are they?  What are they?!   MUST.  GET.  HELP.
• What's the Meaning of Life:  Wait. Wrong list.
• Blog Structure/Organization:  1 catchall site, or a number of site with different niches?
• Big Picture:  What comes first?  How do I prioritize my studies.  Content?  Structure?  Analytics? Social media?
• Mentors:  I want to be a disciple. Who knows whatsup?!  Lead me.

Ok, this is a tiny list.  I will clearly be back.  Soon.  With MORE unanswered question.

Love,

a

PS: I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING ANSWERS IN THE COMMENTS AREA BELOW IN EXCHANGE FOR MY UNBORN CHILDREN. THANKYOUYOURWELCOME

muah!

XoXo